My Typist is fired!

I have now moved in with Grandma and Grandpa full time! This is sooooo much nicer. Grandma spoils me. Star lives with Mom and Dad full time now and everybody is happy! Grandma loves having me. I chase chipmunks and sleep on the back of her chair. I still see Mom and Dad pretty frequently. Sometimes Grandma leaves me at their house when she has to take care of her mom. I hate it. I don't get spoiled and am not allowed on the furniture. Mom says she doesn't want the big dogs on the couch and everybody has to follow the same rules. Uff! I get really excited when grandma picks me up and sit in front of the door so she can't leave without me. Hehe.

Well I just thought I'd check in with you all and let you know why i don't update much. No internet in the woods!

Smooches,
Bliss

What the heck?

My Mom is totally slacking at this blog thingy. I mean seriously how am I supposed to update this thing if my typist has other things to do? A lot has happened since my last update.

In June Mom and a friend of hers went to a fundraiser auction and each came home with a rabbit. I'm not really sure why. Mom says they felt sorry for them. I really can't figure out why I can't eat them. Well Mom kicked me out of the office and now Sophie has taken it over. Then my crazy mother decided, OK maybe Dad convinced her, that Sophie was lonely and need a friend. Great, thats just great. So Spice came home from the humane society last weekend. Peachy.

This weekend Mom, Dad, Allie, Kendra, Star and I are at Grandma and Grandpa's for the weekend. Dad, Grandpa and the big dogs are going hunting. I get to chill with Grandma. She spoils me so this is great. Dad thinks that I would make a great duck dog but Mom says I need a layer of insulation since i get cold really easy. Mom is talking about a neoprene vest with floats in it but can't find them in my size. Harrumph. I don't know why not!

Whoops. Gotta go! Grandma has breakfast foe me.

Smooches,

Bliss

OH MY! Time Flies!

Hello again world,

I've been an bad bad puppy. Or so my people say. Apparently my mouth is not suppose to connect with clothing. I'm really not sure why. I mean I was trying to do that neighbor girls a favor right? It was hot out I swear! So after 10 days in impound I got to come home. Mom and Dad were sure busy while I was gone. We got a brand new fence! I hate that I can't chase the Geo's anymore.

Let see. After that escapade life got kind of boring. No more chasing cars of skid loaders. The neighbor kids still come over and taunt me, not for very long though. Mom doesn't let me go out with out an escort. At first that was kind of fun until I realized Mom doesn't wasn't to sit outside all day while I chase ants. Uff!

In more recent news Star has come to live with us. He is better than 90 lbs. He's a BIG boy. Oh yeah, he's a lab too. I'm starting to feel outnumbered. That's ok though. I still rule!

Gosh darn it! Mom is calling me to go out before bed. It's taken me months to sneak back on here!

Well, Smooches...

Bliss

~SIgh~

The sun is shinning, the snow is melting, and my sweater is back in the closet. This is the life. Grandma sent Mom an email today. She wanted to know when we are coming to visit. Treats!  Mom! Grandma she has TREATS! Yummy. Maybe If I'm good we can go tonight. hmmm. I'm a good girl. Yep yep!

Smooches, Bliss

HI!

Hello everyone I'm Bliss (Pain in the Butt) Jensen.

I'm not sure where the pain in the butt comes from but Mom says it all the time. (i.e. Come here you pain in my butt...) Mom and Dad got married two weeks ago and they say I'm a real Jensen now, like I wasn't one before. Ha. Mom got me from Dad's parents for Christmas last year. I guess Mom was there when I was born. Weird.

It snowed here on Friday. There was fluffy white stuff every where. It was great until Mom decided to take Allie and Me for a walk. She put a sweater on me which was the most humiliation thing ever. Ahhh. It was orange with white stripes, or maybe white with orange stripes, either way it was HORRIBLE! And to top that off she put my purple "gentle leader" on me. Ugh. Allie doesn't need a stupid head collar or a sweater. I don't see why I need them!

I suppose I should tell you more about my sisters. Allie is the oldest at Seven years old. Her birthday is in July. She's a lab retriever mix and THE QUEEN B. Next is Nala. She 4 in March. Mom rescued her before she met Dad. Nala is weird. She runs into things like walls and Dad. Dad thinks she's got a screw loose, Mom says shes got bad eye sight. I guess Nala is a lab, mom calls her a smooth coated poodle. Kendra is 3. Her birthday is in March too! Dad got her right after he and Mom met. She's really Cool! we hang out together all the time. Kendra is also a lab. (See a pattern here?) She's really little for a lab though, like 60 lbs. Soaking wet. She's fun. She can jump right over the top of the kennel without touching it. Makes Mom laugh.

OK back to me. I hate sweaters. Especially orange and white one. I guess when it cold and snowy out their OK but don't tell mom. Allie makes fun of me. We got like five blocks from the house on Friday and i was a pupsicle. Brr! Now mom wants to get me a parka and boots, Ugh. Dad said no but Mom always wins. She keeps saying my birthday is coming. Whatever the heck that means.

Yawn...

Well its past my bedtime and my paws are tired. Good Night World!

Smooches, Bliss